Shopping less… DRINKS
Want to be the hostess with the mostest?
Then you simply must purchase a built-in, state-of-the-art, multi-temperature wine cooler.
When I was a lass, a wine cooler was a
neon-coloured, sickly-sweet drink, but now it's a
mini-fridge being touted as 'essential' for the modern kitchen.
You say you're not familiar with this appliance? They're
everywhere – even Boots
is selling them online. They're popping up in all the homes magazines too –
the drool factor and repeated mantra to 'buy buy buy' are a vital
part of creating demand.
There we were, happily going about with our lives, not
realising that at our next party we'd be a laughing stock if we didn't have
52 bottles chilled to optimum temperature. Yes, that's 52 – some
models hold even more. You wonder if you really need that much
tipple on tap? Pah! You never know when friends might pop round
and make it Pimm's o'clock.
The ad for one of these power poachers states proudly, "Show off
your collection in style..."
And here we come to the heart of the matter. It's all about showing
off, like the ubiquitous restaurant-sized cookers which fill today's
'luxury' kitchens, and which somehow manage to keep that newfangled gleam (perhaps it's because the
microwave's working overtime, cranking out the ready meals.)
These wine chillers aren't just an instantly regretted impulse buy
either – I've just spotted one for a cool £2749. Empower yourself by
resisting the temptation to acquire yet another superfluous appliance
(and the associated credit card bills). Have I mentioned the garlic
roaster a relative was given one Christmas – definitely essential, and
who could resist the attractive, garlic-shaped design, which you'll
surely want cluttering up your countertop 365 days a year. Straight
into the cupboard with that and all the other 'must-haves' in
department store showrooms.
I realise I'm not as discerning as many wine buffs – so long as it's white and cold,
I'm usually content. And like most folks, I don't own a serious wine collection,
therefore have no need for perfect climate-controlled conditions for my plonk.
If you actually do, why not invest instead in this
lower-carbon solution: the
Spiral Cellar.
Hidden under a trap door, it can keep up to 1,600 bottles in ideal
conditions using the earth's natural insulation plus a
(power-free) air-flow system to maintain its constant temperature.